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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 2:25 AM)

after years of fighting it like i was a giant white blood cell trying to stave off infection, i finally succumbed to the disease that is mobile phone ownership. yes, i too am able to walk around acting like my conversation isn't annoying to others; i too can drive while ordering pizza; i too can interrupt a film with my motherfucking phone beeping.i've faced it: resistance is futile (and even more so when your wife makes you buy a cell phone...)....and already i've become completely dependent on the vile device, feeling naked when i leave home without it. and already i've become completely dissatisfied with the ringtones that are available to me --- they all sound like either an advertisement for nextel or the theme song to some retarded game show. in fact, they are ALL annoying, even home-made ones. they're like personalized license plates --- even the "clever" ones are fucking lame.so.....if ringtones are all annoying and stupid, why not up the ante? why not make our own ringtones, ones designed to irritate, nauseate and annoy those around us? or, if possible, actually design tones that are clever enough to transcend the idiocy of the medium?i suggest we make a ringtone compilation.personally, i would derive more pleasure from devising the world's most agonizing ringtone.i envision a world where a viral ringtone makes society so terrified of making a call that people starting actually interacting withlive human beings.or at the very least, a world where when a phone goes off it doesn't make me want to commit vehicular homicide. either/or.think about it. 30 second clips, low bitrate encoding, uploaded for the world to spread.anyways, at this point i'm more interested in new ways of disseminating noise more than anything, and what's more 2007 than motherfucking ringtones?

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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 4:20 AM)

jesus ive had a mobile (or cell as you fukken yanks say) phone since i was 13........

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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 10:11 AM)

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jesus ive had a mobile (or cell as you fukken yanks say) phone since i was 13........

 

By my estimation I've has a mobile since you were about 9 or 10.

 

I've generally written my nown ring tones and found some things work and other don't.

my current tone is piercing and cut through anything (needed to hear over music or obvious reasons) - i'll record it and upload it sometime.

 

 

(a set of DV ringtone is a nice idea James.)

 

 

 

 

 

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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 8:02 PM)

I think this is an awesome idea, especially if it also came on CD, with each ringtone just repeating and repeating for five minutes or so...

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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 8:28 PM)

i have uploaded my first ringtone to myspace (www.myspace.com/solypsispulver).

it is downloadable and encoded at a bitrate sufficient for ringtone usage.

 

...and, if Rank Sintatra allows, i would like to steal his phrase "mobile phone up your arse" as the name of this potential comp.

(he sent me stickers a while back with this slogan emblazened on them)

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(Date Posted:07/01/2007 10:03 PM)

Mad but I like it! (:

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 12:00 AM)

Funnily enough I got a new phone last week and thought of a similar idea... (FYI, I've currently got Passenger Of Shit's "Wank My Farting Fanny Vomit" as my ringtone. As you do.)

Rather than releasing a straight compilation though, I could see this working as an ongoing project, in a similar vein to the sample bank thing or even Gaeoudjiparl's current "adaptive" works. Start off with a collection of 10 or so ringtones, each complying to a set of rules about length and bitrate (0:30/1:00, 64/128kbps?), then leave it open to expansion over time. Such a series could even have it's own code seperate from the DVRs - for instance DVRT001 for the first ringtone, DVRT002 for the second and so on.

Speaking of Rank... he's done a few ringtones in the past I believe. Might be worth asking for advice from him, if deemed necessary.

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 1:20 AM)

yeah, i don't see any valid reason why this should be a release in the traditional sense, just a collection that (hopefully) grows over time. it's really easy and fun to make 30 sec/1minute tracks that incorporate the ringtone theme in some sense. plus, the short length and the low bitrate makes storing them easy (on DV.com or whatever).

OK --- so enough people have expressed the opinion that this idea does not suck. therefore --- get ringtone-making!! stat!

 

it would be quite cool if this ringtone bank could bleed into unforeseen places....cell phone forums, etc.

we need to continue subverting/redefining what music distrubution is, so hopefully this might spur some somewhat "outside of the box" type thinking (not that this idea is particularly revelatory...

 

lastly....voice mail/answering machine tracks could be explored as well...i dunno.

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 1:25 AM)

oh ---- and it might be helpful for the uninitiated to know about the methods for uploading ringtones --- anybody know any reputable websites for this? i found one called "funformobile.com" but i don't know if they're one of those typical scammer fucks that'll demand payment or spam the hell out of you or call you all the time...

so yeah, the gist is you upload a low bitrate file to a service, they text you a link and then you download it to your phone. if anybody knows a better way, please do tell.

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 1:27 AM)

how low does the bit-rate have to be for the ringtones?

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 1:58 AM)

generally, it seems that most services request 64 to 128 kbps (and cell phone speakers wouldn't do justice to high bitrate tones anyways) so i'm requesting that the tones reside within those parameters and be less than 1 minute in length.

 

btw, i've spammed this at the CRD forum. feel free to spam elsewhere.

 

send tracks to mobile.phone.up.your.arse@gmail.com

 

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 2:40 AM)

What format should ringtones be in? Is it MP3 @ 128kbps, wav, or something else? Also, mono only I assume.

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 2:59 AM)

mp3....as far as i know it can be mono or stereo, but mono is prolly safer.
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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 3:40 AM)

i have uploaded a second ringtone, this one is an anti-drug commercial from the 80's about the evils of cocaine...mixed with rhythmic pulses and ugly tones. i like this one a bit.
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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 9:58 AM)

>we need to continue subverting/redefining what music distrubution is, so hopefully this might spur some somewhat "outside of the box" type thinking (not that this idea is particularly revelatory...

there has been a simular discussion about this on the snuggles mailing list in the past as well. specifically to so with a follow up project to the droplift project.

 

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(Date Posted:07/02/2007 12:08 PM)

I've had a go at ringtones in the past - so i'll give this a go as well when i get the chance.

From previous experience i'd say nothing over 128k is worth bothering with as phone speakers aren't good enough (well, mine isn't anyway) to justify the memory space, and roll all the bass off cos you'll just lose it anyway. High-pitch noises work much better...

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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 12:42 AM)

i just got my first ringtone in from Lisbent and it's appropriately obnoxious ----- now let's have more!

i made another one that is one my myspace....it's me yelling "RING! RING! RING! RING!" and is fucking annoying as hell.

 

...also --- whoever updates the digivom site: can you set up a page for this and may i start sending files to you? thanks.

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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 5:29 AM)

soundz fun n' easy! funnest project yet maybe???
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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 5:36 AM)

Lisbent sent another ringtone, this one is even better and funnier....very nice.

 

the possibilities are endless...and, again, this stuff is quick and easy and there really isn't any pressure to create "art" or any such bullshit. just have fun.

 

...can't wait to upload these....

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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 6:26 AM)

i just got a whole batch of 'em from rawclaw on the CRD forum //// this is getting to be really fun//

 

 

his tones are AWESOME. very earthy, creepy and distant like sounds from the "conet project". brilliant.

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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 8:17 AM)

the ringtone medium is really inspiring!!! definately a good idea!
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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 5:13 PM)

i've already received 17 ring tones!!

 

 

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(Date Posted:07/03/2007 11:28 PM)

Will definitely check this mobile stuff out in this and a few days.

Damn I've seemed to miss this whole mobile vomit subject

*I'll maybe even send you a ringtone : ) *

 

 

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 2:12 PM)

some of these tracks are really good. kinda wish i had a phone now.

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 2:19 PM)

My third ringtone should be called "Ringdrone", not "Ringtone", it was a pun, you see (: Can someone correct this on the site?

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 3:02 PM)

you need bluetooth on your phone to get any of these dont you?

fuck.....all my phone has is a crappy connection to one website which takes ages and costs a fortune for some crappy ringtone.
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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 3:49 PM)

no, what you do is upload the tone to a server (type "upload ringtones" into google) and then they send you a text message with a link in it....then you connect to that link with your phone and download the encoded tone.

the only catch is you need internet service on your phone (ironically, i don't have internet service at the moment, so i can't even use these tones).

 

there may be other methods, though --- please share if you know.

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 9:04 PM)

I'm no expert on this, seeing as I've had the same phone for five years now (monophonic bleeps only for me), but can't you attach a data cable between phone and PC and do it like that? Depending on phone model... Also my old Nokia has an infra-red pick-up that can transmit data, and my laptop had a (pretty much entirely overlooked) infra-red transmitter. Might be worth checking if you can do either of these things to get the ringtones on your phone?

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 9:45 PM)

My phone connects via the USB port - i think most of the modern ones should do that these days, you shouldn't need to piss about with bluetooth.

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 9:51 PM)

My phone is so basic it can't play polyphonic ring tones.

 

with the wife phone we just put mp3 in right folder. our morning alarm sound is a doormouse track.

 

mY 2 ring tones (recorded off my phone) are on way.

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(Date Posted:07/04/2007 10:07 PM)

lol - I like this... Don't have the ability to listen to ring tones myself, but will have a go - 15 seconds to 30 seconds should be fun x

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