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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 5:47 AM)

i suggest we do the most high-profile, copyright-infringing, slanderous project ever.i propose that we create an album entirely consisting of commercial jingles that we have mutilated, mocked and degraded.pick the most well-known product in existence and rip it to shreds. then, post it in the most easily accessible places possible --- myspace, youtube, etc.utilize copyrighted images, slogans, music....everything.my thought is this: how can we be held responsible? we are a non-profit organization with no central leadership. let's exploit this for our own personal gain.let's brainstorm --- what is the most effective way of inciting litigation? talk shit about the president, halliburton, pepsi and microsoft in one breath. incite the wrath of the corporate gods.i'm aware of the fact that thousands of small bands sample copyrighted material in the hope of escaping detection. i know that corporate logos are manipulated for use in band names and shit....but has anyone truly focused their efforts on intentionally getting sued? with our combined imaginations i think we canprovoke at least a few cease and desist letters.at the very least we can make an entertaining mockery of all the things we loathe....and yes, i am drunk. my wife has informed me that this is a patently retarded idea.

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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 5:47 AM)

i suggest we do the most high-profile, copyright-infringing, slanderous project ever.

i propose that we create an album entirely consisting of commercial jingles that we have mutilated, mocked and degraded.

 

pick the most well-known product in existence and rip it to shreds. then, post it in the most easily accessible places possible --- myspace, youtube, etc.

utilize copyrighted images, slogans, music....everything.

 

 

my thought is this: how can we be held responsible? we are a non-profit organization with no central leadership. let's exploit this for our own personal gain.

 

 

let's brainstorm --- what is the most effective way of inciting litigation? talk shit about the president, halliburton, pepsi and microsoft in one breath. incite the wrath of the corporate gods.

i'm aware of the fact that thousands of small bands sample copyrighted material in the hope of escaping detection. i know that corporate logos are manipulated for use in band names and shit....but has anyone truly focused their efforts on intentionally getting sued? with our combined imaginations i think we can provoke at least a few cease and desist letters.

 

at the very least we can make an entertaining mockery of all the things we loathe.

 

 

...and yes, i am drunk. my wife has informed me that this is a patently retarded idea.

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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 7:00 AM)

...i guess i mostly just conceived this as a ridiculous performance art idea....modern dubious fame pushed to its ludicrous extreme.

 

or some such bullshit.

hardoff
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 12:24 PM)

yeah. lockheed martin. rock and roll.

check this out. they have a really funny disclaimer for their website:

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/wms/findPage.do?dsp=fec&ci=2&rsbci=0&fti=100&ti=0&sc=400
hardoff
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 12:27 PM)

hey, you know...i could have thougt all this through and just made one post....but anyway...here's how much chance we have of getting sued:
from the lockheed martin - number 1 defence contractor in the world - website)


7. Your Use of Our Web Site is Restricted

Our Web site and its content are owned and operated by us. Our Web site's content is copyrighted and protected by U.S. and worldwide copyright laws and treaty provisions. In addition, our Web site content is protected by trademark laws, the laws of privacy and publicity, and communications regulations and statutes.

No content from www.lockheedmartin.com, or any other Web site owned, operated, licensed or controlled by us may be copied, reproduced, republished, modified, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way. You also may not, without our permission, "mirror" any material contained on our Web site on any other server. The sole exceptions to these restrictions are:

you obtain written permission from us to waive these restrictions; or
you may download one copy of the content on a single computer for informational, non-commercial and personal use only, provided you keep intact all copyright and other proprietary notices and do not modify, and will not copy or post, the content on any network computer or broadcast in any media.
Violation of these restrictions will be a violation of one or more laws and is expressly prohibited by law. If you violate these restrictions, you may be subject to civil and criminal penalties. If we grant you permission to waive these restrictions, the permission terminates automatically if you breach any of these terms or conditions. Upon termination, you must immediately destroy any downloaded materials and printed materials.

The following is a non-exclusive list of registered trademarks, registered service marks, or trademarks or service marks of Lockheed Martin Corporation or its subsidiaries, in the United States and/or other countries or jurisdictions:

A (& DESIGN), A2100, ABOVE AND BEYOND, ACP, ACTRAVIS, AEGIS, AEROCRAFT, AEROCRAFT (& DESIGN), AEROSPACEWARRIOR, AIMPOINT (Stylized), AIR EXPRESS, ALAM, ALERT, ALTAIR, AMERICA'S SILENT HERO, AN/APG-67, AN/APS-145, ANALYTYX, ARGMatch, ARMY TACTICAL MISSILE SYSTEM, ARQUEST, ARQUEST (& DESIGN), ARROWHEAD, ATACMS, ATHENA, ATLAS, ATLAS (& DESIGN), ATLAS A (& DESIGN), ATLAS III, ATLAS V, AUP, AUTOGRAPHICS, B-24, BLACKBIRD, BLU-109, BLU-116, BSY-2, C-130, C-141, C-5, CASS, CAVP, CBREWS, CENTAUR, CHALLENGER MARINE, CHAPARRAL, CKEM, CODE ONE, COMPU-SCENE, COMSAT, COMSAT (& Design), COMSAT (DESIGN ONLY), COMSAT STAR, CONSTELLATION, CONSTITUTION, CSC SATELLITE (DESIGN ONLY), DEFINING MOMENTS, DFT, DISPLAY BROKER, DSMAC, EAGLE (DESIGN ONLY), EagleSpeed, EASISTAR, EDGE FACTORY, ELECTRA, EMBRACE SPACE, EMBRACE SPACE (& DESIGN), ERR, ESAR, ESTARS, E-SATCENTRAL, ETOC, eTOC (STYLIZED), ETRACK IT, EXAMINER 3DX, EXPLORER, F/A-22, F/A-22 RAPTOR, F-104, F-117, F-16, F-16 (Configuration), F-16 FIGHTING FALCON, F-22, F-35, F-35 JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER (Design Only), F-80, F-94, FalconSAR, FAST HULL, FASTRAK, FIGHTER ENTERPRISE (& DESIGN), FIGHTING FALCON, FIRST LOOK, FIRST SHOT, FIRST KILL, FLIGHT DECK, FORMTEK, FORMTEK ORION, FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEANS TO THE FAR REACHES OF SPACE, FUTUREPOINT, GALAXY, GLOBAL 21, GLOBAL ACCESS (& DESIGN), GLOBAL BUSINESS SOLUTIONS,GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN MANAGEMENT LMAP COUNCIL etc. (& DESIGN), GMLRS, HAVE LITE, HAWKEYE, HAWKEYE XR, HELLFIRE, HELLFIRE II, HERCULES, HI, HI GAIN, HI GAIN (& DESIGN), HI SEAS, HIGH MOBILITY ARTILLERY ROCKET SYSTEM, HIGH TIDE, HIMARS, HUDSON, IDAS/MATT, IEP-CAM, ILS, ILS (& DESIGN), ImageCoder, IMAGER, INTELLIGENT LIBRARY SYSTEM, INTERNATIONAL LAUNCH SERVICES, Inc., INVENTIT, INVENTIT (& Design), JASSM, JETSTAR, JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER, JSF, KELLY AVIATION CENTER, KELLY AVIATION CENTER, A LOCKHEED MARTIN AFFILIATE (& Design), L-1011, LANTIRN, LASER UT, LIBERATOR, LIGHT MOVER, LINCOCITY, LINE-OF-SIGHT ANTITANK, LINE-OF-SIGHT ANTITANK (STYLIZED), LINKOSITY, LINKOSITY (& DESIGN), LINKOSITY (DESIGN ONLY), LM PEOPLE, LMC, LMCO, LMC PROPERTIES, LM-STAR, LM-XPRESS, LOCAAS, LOCKHEED, LOCKHEED (& DESIGN), LOCKHEED MARTIN, LOCKHEED MARTIN (& DESIGN), LOCKHEED MARTIN CORPORATION, LOCKHEED MARTIN STAR (DESIGN ONLY), Lockheed Martin STARS Institute, Lockheed Martin STARS Institute (& Design), LODESTAR, LONGBOW, LONGBOW HELLFIRE, LOSAT, LUNAR PROSPECTOR, MA-25, MAIL CART SYSTEMS, mARS, MARS FLYING BOAT, MARTIN, MAXIPLAN, MAXIPURGE, MAXISORT, MAXISTAR, MAXISTAR ONSCHEDULE, METEOSTAR, METRIXWORKS METRICS MADE EASY (& DESIGN), METROGUARD, MEWSS PIP, MH-60R, MI-15, MICAD, MILLENNIUM DRIVER TRAINER SYSTEM, MILSTAR, MISSION SUCCESS, MISSION SYSTEMS, MLRS, MMSR, MOMENT OF TRUTH, MSTAR, MSTAR TECHNOLOGY, MTOC, MULTIPLE LAUNCH ROCKET SYSTEM, MULTIPLE LAUNCH ROCKET SYSTEM (STYLIZED), NEPTUNE, NETFIRES, NEW MEXICO CAPITAL NETWORK, NIGHTHAWK, NITE Hawk, NO HIGHER STANDARD, OCEAN 21, OMNISTAR, ORION, ORLANDO CENTRAL PARK, OUT HERE THERE ARE NO STOP SIGNS, P-2V, P-3, P-3 Orion, P-38 LIGHTNING, P-38J LIGHTNING, P-80, PAC-3, PAL (& DESIGN), PANTERA, PARTNERSHIPS MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, PATHMAKER, PERFORMANCE BY THE HOUR, PGMM, PIBOX, PIRA, PLUG AND FIGHT, POLAR, POSTAL TECHNOLOGIES, INC., PREDATOR, PS-59, PSTAR, PTC, P-TEN, PTI, RADIANT MERCURY, RADIANT MERCURY (& Design), RADIANT TRUST, RADIANT TRUST (& DESIGN), RAINBOW, RAPTOR, RATE, RRPR, S-3, S-3B, SAFE, SATCENTER, SATELLITE CONTROL SYSTEM 21, SATS, SATURN, SEA SENTINEL, SEA TALON, SEASTAR, SENTRY OWL, SHIELD, SHOOTING STAR, SILENT KEYER, SILENT SENTRY, SIRIUS, SKUNK (DESIGN ONLY), SKUNK WORKS, SKYLINE, SKYTRACKER, SLICE, SMARTBRIDGE, SNAKE EYES, SnifferSTAR, SNIPER, SNIPER XR, SOE INSTITUTE, SOLUTION 21, SPACE BOY (DESIGN ONLY), SPEAR, SR-71, ST3000, STABILITE, STABILITE STAR (DESIGN ONLY), STARFIGHTER, STARFIRE, STARLIFTER, SttL, SUPER CONSTELLATION, SYNCHRONETICS, TACMS, TADS/PNVS, TALARIA, TBMCS, TEAM WIN-T, THAAD, THE FIGHTER ENTERPRISE (& DESIGN), THE FIGHTER ENTERPRISE (DESIGN ONLY), THE POWER TO LIFT A NATION, THE POWER TO LIFT THE WORLD, TITAN, TOPSCENE, TOUCH N' GO CALIBRATION,TPP (& Design), TRIDENT, U-2, UNITED SPACE ALLIANCE, UNITED WE SERVE, URET CCLD, USA (& DESIGN), V2 (squared-STYLIZED), VALIANT, VALIDIAN, VALIDIAN (& Design), VEGA HARPOON, VEGA VENTURA, VENTURE VISION, VENTURESTAR, VENTURESTAR EXPLOSION (DESIGN ONLY), VERS L'UNIVERS, VIEU STAR, VIKING, VISTA, VLA, VOUGHT, VTMIS, WCMD, WE BRING YOU THE WORLD, WE NEVER FORGET WHO WE'RE WORKING FOR, WELDALITE, X-35, XD, XR, ZIP SEAL, ZIP-STRIP
Mixomatosis
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 12:54 PM)

Sounds like an interesting project... are you looking to do this in the CBML style James? Or something totally different...

Two points:

1) Is this not just a cheap ploy to bring media attention or otherwise to this label of ours? I'm not bothered either way, but it would be interesting to know.
2) Would we splatter our names everywhere on the releases, or do it totally anonymously?

Incidentally, if this project becomes a reality, I would consider contributing a track. If it's an organisation worthy of my bile.

PS. If you're looking at missile companies, BAE Systems is a "good" one. Have a look at Mark Thomas' book for a full explaination of why they are fucking shit.

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DaTaRApiST69
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 2:23 PM)

Sounds good.......let's,, over-copyright, copyright, corp-a-right, cunts right?

When do we start?
iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 3:48 PM)

I think it would be interesting to pick a subject and then not just blatently violate their copyright, but do it in as many ways as possible:

e.g.

Sample audio
Reuse and subvert imagery and logos
Take and cut up of speeches, product catalogue information, legal copy
Take photos of copyright things
Take photos of copyright buildings, and and people without permission
Make up whole speeches, products, websites, etc. etc. and attribute them to that company and people
Reuse their adverts
Sell fake products
Set up phone numbers, email addresses etc. that are close to the original but slightly off


And I think the interesting thing to do would be to make it as close to the original as possible, while still fucking with it (see V/Vm's Relax sleeve - that's what made that so good). Remember that parody is often covered by fair use, so if you really wanna be sued, you got to be serious about it.


By the way, you think they wouldn't come after us and sue us all as individuals? Unlikely... The only way to survive being sued is to either have expensive lawyers, or to stay under the radar.

I'd love to see something super high profile like this but 1) I don't want to be sued, and 2) I don't want Digital Vomit to be sued.

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iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 3:56 PM)

Other thoughts - picking on Disney, Coca Cola etc. has been done to death.

More interesting I think would be either the truly scary things: BAE Systems, Halliburton

Or the "we're cool really": Gap, Diesel, Google, Positiva Records (owned by EMI), Apple, Channel 4 etc. etc.

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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 4:03 PM)

ahhh...

 

it's now the morning after and sobriety has shown it's ugly head.

 

 

no, i guess i wouldn't want us all to get sued, but it sure would be fun to push as many buttons as possible and flirt with disaster.

iivix has some very good ideas, and his response is what i'd most hoped for --- a real re-evaluation of how copyright can be manipulated.

 

that and i think it would be funny to make an entire album out of retarded commercials. i doubt this would be any sort of physical release (unless the idea really takes off), but more of a guerilla promotion thing that we could have fun exploring (fake websites, myspace pages, etc).

 

mixo --- i'm not sure if i conceived this as a shameless marketing ploy or as a conceptual/guerilla  art discussion piece. either way, i should be ashamed.

 

 

 

 

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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 4:08 PM)

agreed -- we should go after the scariest companies (arms manufacturers, etc) as they are the most deserving of derision.

 

i'm sure i've told you all before, but solypsis is (coincidentally) an arms manufacturer. for a short while i modified my web site to include slogans such as "we murder children for profit" and other happy catchphrases.

 

honestly, i'd find some comfort in hurting those bastards and would be willing to do jail time if it made any genuine impact. this whole world is going to shit at the hands of those cunts.

 

...but i talk a lot.

iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 4:52 PM)

Just reading back that Lockheed Martin list, god damn there's some great band names in there...

We should put out a compilation CD with the following as bands listed:


ABOVE AND BEYOND
ACTRAVIS
AEROSPACEWARRIOR
AIMPOINT (Stylized)
AMERICA'S SILENT HERO
ANALYTYX
ARGMatch
CENTAUR,
DEFINING MOMENTS
EMBRACE SPACE
FIRST KILL
FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEANS TO THE FAR REACHES OF SPACE
HELLFIRE II
KELLY AVIATION CENTER
LIGHT MOVER
LINKOSITY
LONGBOW HELLFIRE
MARS FLYING BOAT
MOMENT OF TRUTH
OUT HERE THERE ARE NO STOP SIGNS
PANTERA (guess that one's been done)
PERFORMANCE BY THE HOUR
PIBOX
RADIANT MERCURY
SEA TALON
SENTRY OWL
SPACE BOY
SYNCHRONETICS
THE POWER TO LIFT A NATION, THE POWER TO LIFT THE WORLD
VALIDIAN
VEGA VENTURA
VERS L'UNIVERS
WE BRING YOU THE WORLD

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iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 4:56 PM)

I mean seriously, First Kill, that's my nu-metal band right there

Out Here There Are No Stop Signs, there's my psychedelic/ cosmic rock band (bit of alt country too)

Space Boy, there's my tech-trance alter ego

...damn that list is good.

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iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 4:58 PM)

America's Silent Hero.

Seriously.

That's scary shit right there.

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keithhic
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 9:38 PM)

...and yes, i am drunk. my wife has informed me that this is a patently retarded idea.

My first thoughts are: I agree with James' wife, LETS DO IT.

My thought is this: how can we be held responsible? we are a non-profit organization with no central leadership. let's exploit this for our own personal gain.

as we're not working for a coporate identity, then all particapants would be equally and jointley and seperatly Liable. if one person profits from such an activity, then all involved could be held responcible as well.

Is this our goal?: I think we can provoke at least a few cease and desist letters.
this would prove that we had irritated the man.

at the very least we can make an entertaining mockery of all the things we loathe.
indeed - i think this is more an issue of Culture Jamming rather than simple copyright infringments.


The Target:
 
We should go after the scariest companies
But i dis-agree with that being the arms manufacturers. I think the scariest companies are those that are threatening out civil liberties, and that no one seems to care about stopping. .

The Military Industrial Complex is such and easy (lazy) target. Where as Apple, Aol Time Warner, Sony and the media companies are far more devious about forcing you to keep handing your money over to them.

Also i think the only way that you will get a reaction from a company like Lockheed is to engage in crimial activity (sabotage) which will get you jail time (or worse: orange PJs).
to spoof there site would be funny, but a lot of work for little return. and there's no way that we can breach their copyrights unless you are planning on making some bombs and rockets?

I think it would be interesting to pick a subject and then not just blatently violate their copyright, but do it in as many ways as possible:
I think that is the best idea, and AOL Time Warner have so many logo's and buissiness that they could be attacked from 100's of directions (which is what would make this work well - also add, stupid and spoof letter writing to the list of art attacks).  Bringing all the results from the activities is was would make this interesting to other people (and get others intereytsed in helping out).

the best type of company to jam, would be on inwhich the company atually helps you get at them. i.e. using myspace to slam sky etc.

 

I thhink ATW are such a prime target, i'm surprised they've not been jammed before.

 

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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 10:09 PM)

i would imagine we need to be very delicate when dealing with big corporations. if they get pissed off, they'll hunt us down one by one.
i think this idea would be more effective if it was a physical release. if you just let people download it, they'll just think its a bunch
of guys messing around (which it would be, i guess).

if this thing happens then im in. regardless of the small details.

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iivix
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(Date Posted:01/24/2007 11:32 PM)

Reply to : ROBO_stud



i would imagine we need to be very delicate when dealing with big corporations. if they get pissed off, they'll hunt us down one by one.i think this idea would be more effective if it was a physical release. if you just let people download it, they'll just think its a bunchof guys messing around (which it would be, i guess).if this thing happens then im in. regardless of the small details.





Yeah, a physical release, but all the copies would be spread between everyone - it'd be impossible to stop, and it'd last out in the world for ever (probably become a collectors item with the controversy)*. And yeah, AOL Time Warner would be a great target, and if it were done well, we'd get SO much publicity (one link on bOINGbOING alone could fuel new DigiVom projects for a year I'm sure).

* I've seen V/Vm's Relax vinyl out there in second hand record shops, and I, ahem, happened upon an MP3 version online, so there really isn't anyway to stop this kind of thing

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solypsis_noise
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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 1:31 AM)

i think we should write phony jingles/theme songs for various heinous companies and perhaps consider altering our name for just this release (a suggestion i took from hard off on the CRD forum) and call ourselves Digital Bomit or something. we should also use only one-off aliases and perhaps even go as far as to communicate via e-mail rather than the message board if the idea fully realizes itself.

 

if we somehow maintain complete anonymity (yet remain the obviously responsible party, i.e digibom) we could get somewhere with this.

 

i dunno...i think it would be funny as fuck to sing dreadful jingles promoting Tomahawk missiles...."if you have citizens you need to repress...our Tomahawk missiles will work the best....if a silent coup is not for you, our bombs will make a fucking mess..."     and so forth.

also, i'd love to name the album something like "Halliburton Presents: Songs to Profiteer By"

junkshop coyote
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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 2:42 AM)

Well, they're an easy target, but all the major labels have ties to the arms industry (see the back cover of the amazing Godspeed You! Black Emperor album Yanqui U.X.O. for a breakdown), so seeing as how we're taking aim at Big Media anyway, why not paint the elephant in the living room shocking pink? In other words, no one talks about it, so how about an album that fucking screams about it?

Digital Bomb-it. Loving the pun.

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Mixomatosis
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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 2:43 AM)

I've just met Singing Sadie and Al Duvall. They are very nice people.

Sorry about that... erm, when you pick the company, name the fake record label after that. Eg. Lockheed Martin Records, BAE Music, etc.

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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 3:26 AM)

i've been meaning to sabotage AOL discs for years --- we could steal all the promo discs we can get our hands on, replace their discs with our "special" ones and put the cases back where we found them.

 

 

i do believe it would still be fun to present a variety of different corporate jingles on these discs, though, and not just AOL.

junkshop coyote
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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 3:41 AM)

Dude, wait... huh huh... I've got it.

[smarmy radio voice]

60 minutes of all-commercial music starts NOW! On...

[cheesy jingle singers]

W-O-M-D!

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iivix
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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 3:38 PM)

Yeah, I love the idea of cheesy corporate jingles done just a little bit twisted. I think it'd be great if there was at least a little bit of "Oh, this can't be real, can it? Is it? Nah..." about the whole thing.

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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 11:19 PM)

i think me & iivix are thinking on the same wavelength on this thing --- i'm totally into the idea of it being somewhat difficult to tell if it's for real or not (at least from outward appearances). i can picture  a very dry, lifeless corporate  memo looking thing...is anybody knee-deep in the corporate world who can regurgitate some of the kind of text that you see in this environment? for example, a disc labelled like so:

2007 Product Recognition & Market Outreach: Audio Components For In-Store Kiosk and External Promotional Outlets.

 

or some similar form of gibberish accompanied by a clip-art looking photo of a retail environment or a family enjoying their local TGI Fridays type food-eatery shithole.

if we press physical copies of this release (which makes the most sense, really) then we could possibly even submit them as third-party marketing tools to unsuspecting businesses...

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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 11:23 PM)

we could then call ourselves some similarly soul-sucking name like "Digital Marketing Solutions" or something...of course, i'd love it if our "corporate" name could sound suspiciously like digital vomit...

 

so yeah, we could sell ourselves as a jingle-producing company. there are millions on the internet, so perhaps we could even steal some of the Muzak-type audio they may have on their pages.

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(Date Posted:01/25/2007 11:38 PM)

check this shit out!

http://www.media-mechanix.com/sound.htm

 

fucking horrible jingle songs for stealing....i'm sure there are dozens of places out there like this that we can exploit. plus, i found an awesome ad that we can use at the intro of the disc -- listen to the audio when this page loads---

http://www.creativeradiojingles.com/RetailJingles.htm

iivix
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(Date Posted:01/26/2007 2:56 PM)

I'm totally down with Solypsis on this direction-wise. The packaging should be totally blandly corporate with the hint of menace that you only get with mysterious corporate entities.

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(Date Posted:01/26/2007 5:21 PM)

the overwhelmingly negative response i've had to this idea has led me to believe that i shouldn't suggest ideas while drunk....and that i/we should abandon this project.
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(Date Posted:01/26/2007 5:39 PM)

so we're abandoning this project before its even begun?
who are you getting negative feedback from?

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(Date Posted:01/26/2007 5:45 PM)

not necessarily, but i think we should get a consensus on who's gonna contribute.

so, who's in?

junkshop coyote
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(Date Posted:01/26/2007 7:29 PM)

Reply to : solypsis_noise



the overwhelmingly negative response i've had to this idea has led me to believe that i shouldn't suggest ideas while drunk....and that i/we should abandon this project.





Huh? What did I miss?

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